Beauty Tips for Australian Politicians

The climate change/ don’t change debate may well result in yet more political blood spillage here in Australia tomorrow. So, what beauty products /treatments should Mr wannabe  or Mr wannastay elected wear to increase their chances of success?

• Have a shave. It may be MOVEMBER today but its all over tomorrow and on the whole beards tend to make people look a bit shifty and “designer” stubble reminds us tree huggers of illegal logging so bin it please.
• Wear Deodorant.   Global warming or not, Australia is a dry continent and showing us your wet armpits is just rubbing it in. Get yourself a good roll on – may I suggest you stay MUM?
• Brush your teeth.  There is nothing more distracting than pesto tooth and I am sure that you will require our undivided attention during your power pitch.
• Wear foundation. Your policies may be flawed but that doesn’t mean that your skin has to be. May we suggest Avon for men? It comes in all shades from barely believable through to light on substance and fair go.
• Gloss over the details with some lippy.   Just because your policies aren’t fresh doesn’t mean that your breath shouldn’t be. Angelique has the answer.
• Talcum Powder.   Now I know that white powder may be quite foreign to the average polly but this stuff is great at mopping up all types of spillages. Its can also be used to reduce that chafing feeling….

Have a beautiful day tomorrow and do your country proud.